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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Big Savings!

OK, I know I called you all shit faced cockmasters or something to that liking for not buying Instant Grocery List.

I’m sorry, and to make up for the error in my ways, I’m discounting Instant Grocery List to $10 instead of $20.

I know times are tough under our current régime.
Just remember, Lawryde loves you, even when he hits you… metaphorically… with words… just give it a try… you’ll like it… Instant Grocery List.

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8 Comments:

  • Only cause I love you guys... and I'm hungry... and I have a feeling in two months I will have no memory or time for developing shopping lists....

    By Blogger Nick, at 10:54 AM, September 20, 2006  

  • Thanks buddy, just sent it out to you. Enjoy, tell a friend. I'll help if anything goes wrong with it.

    By Blogger lawryde, at 11:53 AM, September 20, 2006  

  • It's all in your marketing scheme man... sell it like you own it dude. Plus dude, Safeway.com already is suitable for us. Except they don't bring me alcohol, which the psychologist was after me to start drinking...

    Where's my whiskey? It's after labor day... baahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    By Blogger Steve, at 6:51 PM, September 20, 2006  

  • Safeway.com doesn't randomly plan your meals for you.

    Buy a copy Steve. It's worth it.

    By Blogger lawryde, at 6:53 PM, September 20, 2006  

  • Yeah, well what about planning meals for a breast feeding mother. I bet ya didn't think of that one!! Think about it... a doctor tells a mom to stop eating certain foods and the mom realizes she can eat bran and tofu and that's it. Well... hold on there... You can find some pretty tasty dietary things that a breast feeding mom and her baby could enjoy and then jumble it all up with randomness of your Excel file. You'd sell the shit out of it.

    But don't mind me... I just do a bit a marketing for a living

    By Blogger Steve, at 10:05 PM, September 20, 2006  

  • Dude, there has to be some scope to what I'm selling. It's not the intent of my product to provide you with meals, you have to go out an look for those on your own.

    Once you have them, you type them all into Instant Grocery List.

    Then, every week, it spits out a menu for you with all the things you need to buy when you go (online) to the grocery store.

    That's where it simplifies things. You don't have to go... hmmmmm what haven't we had to eat in a while?... hmmmmm what all do we need to buy to make Chicken Kiev?

    By Blogger lawryde, at 8:09 AM, September 21, 2006  

  • Yeah but I am just a lowly caveman, I am not used to things like sophistication.

    By Blogger Steve, at 8:38 AM, September 21, 2006  

  • a doctor tells a mom to stop eating certain foods and the mom realizes she can eat bran and tofu and that's it

    That sucks. I had to cut all dairy out of my diet for the past 8 months because Carter was so spit-uppy. I'm just now able to add it back in without him expelling milk all over the place.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:44 AM, September 21, 2006  

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