Death Would Have Been Easier
Last night I fought through a terrible bit of influenza or something. When Carter and my wife returned from Vegas, Carter had some diarrhea. Whatever he had, or some form of it, I had last night.
I went to bed about 10:00, and all of a sudden my stomach and lower intestines revolted. I was puking and crapping every few minutes. I spent the rest of the night downstairs on the couch praying for a swift death. I couldn't even drink water without throwing it up. I was having the chills, and my whole body ached from being contorted into a ball. At around four A.M. I was finally able to drink water. I was so dehydrated that my arms and legs were tingling.
Last night ranks right up there with the most horrible nights I've ever experienced.
I feel better today.
I went to bed about 10:00, and all of a sudden my stomach and lower intestines revolted. I was puking and crapping every few minutes. I spent the rest of the night downstairs on the couch praying for a swift death. I couldn't even drink water without throwing it up. I was having the chills, and my whole body ached from being contorted into a ball. At around four A.M. I was finally able to drink water. I was so dehydrated that my arms and legs were tingling.
Last night ranks right up there with the most horrible nights I've ever experienced.
I feel better today.
Labels: Swift Death
posted by lawryde at
4:56 PM
3 Comments:
Well, I'll be damned. This is one case where "what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas" doesn't seem to hold true. Hope you're feeling better soon. Wishing for a "swift death" is not good for the mind.
By
Chris, at 9:12 PM, January 28, 2008
Don't you hate when it comes out of both ends? Especially when it comes out the bottom first... Then you have to stuff your head into the toilet and see first hand what came out first...
By
Steve, at 7:43 PM, January 29, 2008
You know what I hate? How people talk about their bowels like other people want to hear about it.
By
Anonymous, at 2:01 PM, January 31, 2008
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