"A natural street freak, just eating whatever came by."

We bought a scale several days ago so I’ve been tracking my weight throughout the hours of the day. My weight has fluctuated between 172 and 178 pounds. I think my fighting weight is right at 200 but I just can’t seem to put it on.

I decided to find out how many calories I take in on a typical day. It’s after lunch and I’m already up to 2069 calories for the day. I’d guess that I’ll eat another 1500 before the end of the day. 3600 calories a day and I can’t get to 200 pounds. What the hell?

We’ve decided that if the boy doesn’t come by Friday, he’s getting evicted.