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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

It’s a Good Time to be Paying Off Debt

Our economy is in a recession, or at least we’ll know we were in a recession in a few years. Stupid economics.

My company is actually growing, hiring, and making record profits. Why? We export 50% of our machines and engines to other places in the world. Unlike American cars, which no one but Americans want, we aren’t only affected by the US economy.

So I’ve got this good paying job, and banks are giving out great deals on credit since they’ve got people not paying and going into foreclosure and bankruptcy.

All of my unsubstantiated debt is riding on one of those zero percent for 12 months credit card deals. When that deal is over, it will all be paid off.

I also want to talk to all my Republican friends? out there who haven’t had their primary yet. Your man is already a mathematic certainty. If your primary is open, i.e. anyone can vote in it, I think you should go and vote for Obama. My reason is this: Do you really want to take the chance that Hillary will become president? You probably hate her more than I do. Go do it. You’ll feel better about your God fearing, gun loving, upper class tax breaking self.

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3 Comments:

  • Hillary has been around a long time--longer than I care to remember--and has actually tried (with mixed results) to do some of the things she has been preaching about about for the past 15+ years. She is consistent in her messaging too. That's why we roll our eyes when we hear to same rhetoric year after year after year. I think of Reagan when I hear her ("there you go again"). But she is a known commodity unlike her rival, so will be easier to beat. So I support her.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:42 PM, February 19, 2008  

  • I did my best to help out the recession today. :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:27 PM, February 19, 2008  

  • I swear Lawryde... that anonymous person is not me fucking with you!!

    Dude, anonymous... if you dig socialism so much, move to Cuba...

    Why do you hate freedom?

    By Blogger Steve, at 9:38 PM, February 19, 2008  

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