Dicking Around Reaches a Strange New Level
I’ve sat in a produce cooler drinking soda and eating exotic fruit.
I’ve ground up expensive steaks and priced them at $0.25 a pound for food to eat on break which would then last over an hour.
I’ve listened to Harry Potter and listened to DVD’s all day long at my Pro/E Station
But this is the most bizarre waste of time at work I’ve ever experienced. Right now I’m sitting on top of a hill in an open cab pipelayer listening to MP3’s. It’s about 65 degrees and sunny. All I need is a cold drink and it would be perfect.
Really I’m just waiting for a machinist to get my part done so I can run my test.
I’m on the outskirts of the WiFi network, but I can still access the internet.
I should be analyzing data or writing a report or something, but it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend. What so many people fail to realize is that work will always be waiting there for you. That attitude won’t take me to the top, and won’t make me a millionaire, but most millionaires are jackasses anyway.
I’ve ground up expensive steaks and priced them at $0.25 a pound for food to eat on break which would then last over an hour.
I’ve listened to Harry Potter and listened to DVD’s all day long at my Pro/E Station
But this is the most bizarre waste of time at work I’ve ever experienced. Right now I’m sitting on top of a hill in an open cab pipelayer listening to MP3’s. It’s about 65 degrees and sunny. All I need is a cold drink and it would be perfect.
Really I’m just waiting for a machinist to get my part done so I can run my test.
I’m on the outskirts of the WiFi network, but I can still access the internet.
I should be analyzing data or writing a report or something, but it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend. What so many people fail to realize is that work will always be waiting there for you. That attitude won’t take me to the top, and won’t make me a millionaire, but most millionaires are jackasses anyway.
Labels: Operating Heavy Machinery, Pure Gonzo Engineering, The American Worker
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