Give Me Money

So you may have noticed that I put up a donation button on the sidebar. So now, if you want to give me money, all you have to do is click on that button and follow the instructions. It’s secured through pay-pal, and you can even use major credit cards.

Why would you give money to me? Well, it seems as though all my shit is breaking right now, and I have no money. The thermocouple on my water heater broke, the battery in my car broke, my sewer line needs to be fixed, my health insurance premiums and co-pay are more than doubling in some cases, I have a baby on the way, etc. The list is long, and to top it all off I have large amounts of student loans and credit card debt to pay for.

So what will you get for your money?

In addition to the satisfaction of knowing you’ve helped my wife, my unborn child, and myself, live a better life, I’ve also set up gift ranges for those who donate:

$1-$100 range- I will send you a greeting card once a year with a summary of how I am doing and thanking you again for your donation.

Over $100- I will send you a greeting card, and a gift each year to show my appreciation for your generosity.
So there you have it. Why hoard your money until you die when you can give it away and make people happy. Come on! You can probably even deduct it on your taxes, because we all know I’m a big charity case.