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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Foxnews!

1. The most dangerous form of Foxnews is the bicycle.
2. Foxnews does not have toes!
3. Foxnewsocracy is government by Foxnews!
4. Never store Foxnews at room temperature.
5. More people are killed by Foxnews each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. Foxnews is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
7. To check whether Foxnews is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Foxnews will sink, and fresh Foxnews will float!
8. All swans in England belong to Foxnews!
9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Foxnews at least three times a week!
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