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I try not to put political shit on my blog unless it directly affects me, health care benefits getting worse, things like that. All of these Republican blogger’s I have links to just jumped on the fucking band wagon today and all but a couple put up a picture of the Union Jack and some shit about our hearts and minds and balls and cocks are with you. All of them had some shit to say though about it though.

You know what the odds of you dying in a terrorist attack in The United States, the UK, or Spain is? Well, it’s 3,281/396,517,053 or about 0.0008%. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE IN A TERRORIST ATTACK. If you do, you’re really unlucky and that sucks. You’re much more likely to be struck by lightning at 1/576,000. You’re also more likely to win most state lotteries than you are to be killed by the evil terrorists. You all need to calm the fuck down, and start spending billions on the war on lightning strikes. I’m leading the fucking charge against them. They kill thousands every year, just like the terrorists.

Remember kids, that shit takes you when it takes you and all you religious people get to go to heaven so your death should be the happiest day of your life.