I had no faith in the essential decency of the White Man's Culture

Oh Man, they've thrown me a bone. I got a brand new office chair. This thing is the Cadillac of office chairs. I mean this thing is tits. I was basically sitting for eight hours on a piece of wood before I got this thing. The higher ups already got these wonderfully thrones, but the rest of us hired geeks didn't get them. We had to prove a special need. Luckily my boss saw me stretching my back after lunch, and asked me what was up. I told him about a nasty back pull I got playing hockey about a month ago. KAZAM! New chair for me.